If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. Yeah I said could you relate to a quarter track tape You know the band performs in the nude He said uhn uh don’t call us child we’ll call you.. Follow the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod All listener stories are anonymous & submitted by entertainment workers from around the globe. The boys also chat about their respective time auditioning for and performing in NEWSREVUE, the world's longest running live comedy show! 'TDF - my upcoming live stream show will benefit them. Follow the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod When we refer to global instances we don't need to think about which classes should depend on and use which other classes, we just grab whichever global we want at a moment's notice here and there. -- Guests from Theatre, Stand Up Comedy, Film, TV, Casting & More join the show to hear anonymous listener audition tales each week, and share some of their own. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter  #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions #robmadge #actor #theatre #broadway #westend #musicals #madewithanchor AhC8tibRAuo9Zi5ZUOqs, Casting Director & Actor Emma Norman (Maven & Associates) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. 5:12 PREVIEW Lay Me Down. What. 00:52:32 - Actor and Writer Rob Madge (Twitter Content King!!) Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & please review the show! -- Don't call us, we'll call you: Inversion of Control Containers. AAAAARGH! With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds --  Christopher Bartlett-Walford talks to West End actor Kayleigh McKnight (Les Miserables, TINA, Hugh Jackman World Tour),  about listener's audition mishaps. Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod  -- -- Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! We talk Cracks, Cracks, and Cracks; Bad behaved celebs and some proper cringeworthy moments sent in by our listeners. https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/sugarloaf/dont-call-us-well-call-you-2 -- With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds Watch highlights on TikTok - @DontCallUsPod Follow Rob on Instagram - Instagram.com/robmadge02 Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. To donate to the Barn Theatre in Cirencester visit here - https://barntheatre.org.uk/sob All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. The problem was that there was no way to take action once the deployment had completed. Take care & #SaveTheArts, We welcome our first Audition Pianist to the show, as Josh Winstone joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. SHOW. CHRISTINA HAS A LIVE SHOW !! Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod  Don't Call Us We'll Call You:Sugarloaf. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. See Martin Fowler's Inversion of Control Containers and the Dependency Injection pattern. @AcrossNFL Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! 1. So we have to support them now in any way we can. #Theatre #Musicals #Broadway #WestEnd #Aladdin #Jamie, Direct from Los Angeles; Actor, Comedian and Writer for Good Mythical Morning, Emily Fleming joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a super laugh filled chat, to share listener's audition disasters. Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Will & Alex host the Across The Pond NFL Podcast - it's great, check it out! -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition disasters. The reply is the classic blowoff: "Don't call us, we'll call you." We don't explicitly call the framework anymore; the framework calls us. The band, which originated in Denver, Colorado, scored two Top 10 hits, with the singles "Green-Eyed Lady" and "Don't Call Us, We'l… -- We don't know anything about the creators of this podcast yet. SPIDER!!!!! OF. -- Those awkward, cringey and embarrassing moments that happen in the Audition room. If you have the means, Josh would love you to support the Performing Arts Children's Charity - https://www.pachildrenscharity.org.uk/ -- It's the turn of Actor Musician disasters, an injured flute, tales of audition travel, and woes of when you try and play the game, but get shut down straight away. -- S01:E10 - Don't Call Us, We'll Call You ... Oliver and Lisa call in a decorator to begin a major overhaul of their dilapidated farm. Watch an entire concert of Dan and Laura's material performed by West End Stars, from The Barn Theatre, Cirencester - HERE Another super fun show this week, with Choreographers seeing too much of a dancer, expensive door handles, how early is TOO early for an audition, and the absolute funniest Chicken Band Jam you'll ever hear about. Full of brilliantly funny tales, wise advice and experiences from Emma's time casting productions from the West End & Global TV, to UK Tours and more. This week the show features stories about bad smells, loose taps, fish impressions, self-tapes with your loved ones, just not getting that note, and what happens when you take your newborn baby in for a casting? Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds, Welsh Writer, Actor & Drag performer Alun Saunders (Connie Orff) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. We'll think it over for now—don't call us, we'll call you. Am A Say, hey, A and R this is mister rhythm and blues. --  -- Follow Caroline on Instagram - instagram.com/carolinekay117 This week we welcome our first Casting Director to the Podcast, as Sarah-Jane Price joins host Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share listener's audition disasters. -- West End star David Hunter (Waitress, Once, Kinky Boots) joins host Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share listener's audition disasters. From the lips of our beloved Uncle Bob: It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :) All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. We share some excellent stories submitted to David on Twitter, lots that found their way to our instagram DMs and a couple of absolutely awkward ones emailed in to the show. There are two bands named Sugarloaf, an American rock band and a Hungarian pop-rock band. Listen to Divina's music - https://open.spotify.com/artist/2aQPlCSNFXtHbem9TfV8Y9?si=r4BYxDenRQqfFajwULeHNg By Don't Call Us, We'll Call You A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan. This week SJP shares some top tips in a Quickfire Q&A, we hear how swallowing a balloon isn't ALWAYS the best option, an absolutely terrible story from a Singer is sent in, and a couple of really silly things happen to people turning up at slightly the wrong time to auditions! Ruth would love you, if you are able, to support; It’s a rare organization that truly cares, has beautiful facilities, helps to raise funds for animals who need costly medical care, and go out of their way to save & rehabilitate animals on ‘death row.’' With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Follow on Instagram - @WeAreViableUK It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). -- Listen to the original cast recording, here - The Space Between on Spotify *** There is Grown Up Language in this episode***  -- -- Support the show by buying us a coffee - Ko-Fi.com/dontcalluspod -- The Theatre Development Fund is a not-for-profit organisation that has been an essential part of of NYC theatre and dance for over 50 years. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). This multi-media show will be filled with beloved theatre songs, sketches, trivia, audience participation, special guests & of course, tons of celebrity impressions! INTRO: A Am A Am G Am A Am G Am A Am G A #1. Those awkward, cringey and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room - that you never get to hear! -- It's a brilliant show this week that'll fill you with utter joy. Definition and synonyms of don’t call us, we’ll call you from the online English dictionary from Macmillan Education.. Don’t call us, we’ll call you: GP surgeries urge people not to tie up phone lines with calls about Covid jabs by Zoe Phillips 12/01/2021, 12:00 pm Updated: 12/01/2021, 6:09 pm -- It's the last show we recorded in 2020, and was technically recorded out of Lockdown! Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. It is a quite recent phrase - mid 20th century American, and appears to derive from the brush-off lines given to theatrical auditioners. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! CONTENT WARNING - There's some Poo Talk - but .. we all do it ;-)  With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod It's a really funny chatty hour of a show this week - full of tales from the audition room; including dance call fails, running laps, hangovers, witty 12 year olds, 5 Hour wasted drives, and what happens when a cocky 12 year old tries to take control of the casting room!? -- To donate to Acting For Others visit here - https://www.actingforothers.co.uk/donate Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition disasters. This podcast, its content, and its artwork are not owned by, affiliated with, or endorsed by Podchaser. BOOK YOUR PERSONALISED SANTA VOICE MESSAGES BY EMAILING SANTASAYSUK@GMAIL.COM -- -- Don’t call us – we’ll call you People making new claims for Universal Credit will no longer need to call the Department as part of the process. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds #Cabaret #Burlesque #TheVoice #AllTogetherNow, Multi award winning Comedian, Impressionist, Singer & Actor JESS ROBINSON (Spitting Image, Britain's Got Talent) joins CHRISTOPHER BARTLETT-WALFORD (All Together Now) to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. With Eddie Albert, Eva Gabor, Pat Buttram, Tom Lester. There's a few brilliant stories from On stage too, proving even when you getthe gig, things can still go wrong - so don't let it bother you too much! With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds How drunk is TOO drunk to do an audition!? -- BUT NEVER DID!? Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com (All will be anonymised!). Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. It's a cringe fest this week, and we laughed a LOT! :) … Follow the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod For all the info you need on Sooz, visit her Website - www.soozkempner.co.uk Follow Hiba on Twitter - twitter.com/hibstah They also speak of the pride they have now as their clients head to auditions too. (Perhaps even some Dora The Explorer footage :)) It helps us reach new people & tell more stories! Listen to Don't Call Us, We'll Call You on Spotify. Follow JJ on Twitter - @131JJ to find out more about his play & support him. #JessRobinson #Comedy #Auditions #BGT #AGT #BritainsGotTalent #Castings, West End star Tim Mahendran (& Juliet) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford This week we delve into the world of surprise Heels dance calls, cracking when the waiting room can hear you, running late, getting drenched at the worst time & Tim tells us about his wonderful Audition process for West End smash hit, and multi Olivier Award nominated & winning musical '& Juliet' The Graham Martin Bursary Appeal: https://t.co/ICPAFTvAiF, and SANDS http://sands.org.uk/ Local surgeries have called for patience from patients, saying more information is on the way This week we hear how Tim faired in many a dance call, is he really suited to Rock music, what happens when you kick over a coffee in an audition, and why you should ALWAYS be nice to the runners. All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. ), to strange music choices and what happens when you only sing the backing of the songs! Without any shows up and running, and without the funds raised from their annual gala which they were forced to cancel (and I was supposed to perform at), this organisation is in dire need of help. Those awkward and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! Buy tickets to see her perform in December 2020 HERE All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. All this and LOADS MORE TALES TOO. All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! Tickets to Songs For A New World on October 11th 2020 - https://lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/songs-for-a-new-world-2/ A. Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford -- --  Those awkward and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Head to jessrobinson.co.uk for heaps of content, her socials & to watch her perform through 1000 voices! It's the greatest Audition Addition and Removal episode ever. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions, Corrine Priest (Les Miserables) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Watch Kiki on The Voice - Season 3 - Here - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8gSg6rFpQM Actor and Comedian, Ruth Bratt (People Just Do Nothing, Showstopper) joins host Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share listener's audition disasters. Also, Hiba tells us all about the audition process for Jasmine - it's a brilliant story! Follow the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford -- A comedy podcast, looking at when auditions and castings don't quite go to plan. This week we deliver one of THE most horrific audition tales that we've ever heard. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. This week's show is rammed with audition nightmares - including some that you sent to Rob, so for the first time ever a guest reads some to our host! Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. -- We find that in this call center, offering to hold the callers’ spot in line or to call back within a window (guaranteed timeframe) reduces average online waiting time (the average time callers wait on the phone) by up to 71% and improves service quality by decreasing callers’ average incurred waiting cost by up to … Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford This week, it's panicked dance calls, surprise Tim Rice, football castings and dodgy props. The third in her ‘concerts for a cause’ series. If you've enjoyed the show, please do Rate us (5 Stars is a good number ;-)) on your podcast platform if you can. Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). -- -- Published 9 April 2020 From: If you've enjoyed the show, please do review us on your podcast platform if you can. Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod It's a wonderfully joyful chat, where the boys show just how much love they have for the Theatre World, full of anecdotes and curious Theatre stories. Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. Follow the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod JJ is an Actor living with Autism, and joins us for a unique look into the world of castings and how his condition contributes to his daily Audition life. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. #DragRace #RuPaul #DivinaDeCampo #DDC #DragRaceUK #Drag #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater, Actor, Singer & team member of The New Works Playhouse, Courtney Ward joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to talk through listener's Audition confessions. In short, TDF is one of the main reasons Americans from across the country and tourists from around the world can attend and afford to see live theatre. -- Follow David - @thedavidhunter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod -- If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. -- Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter -- Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! If you have the means, Kiki would love you to support https://www.derianhouse.co.uk, a Charity she is patron of. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. -- 15 tracks (66:05). This week the show features stories about surprise Basketball, Buckets of Bones, Cheeeeeseeeee, Gloves on a stick, and what happens when you take in a self penned Jazz Sondheim to a big Musical audition...? This week we find out what went down at a Kid's show call when the actor drew the double lollipop (C&B's), we find out which Lionel is best for football and it's another awkward dance call story! With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. This week, we have a BUMPER edition of the show, packed full of hilarious Listener tales including oversleeping for an audition, what happens when you don't look where you're going, trying to play the Reality TV game, and one of, if not the funniest, most relatable, terrible wardrobe fails we've ever heard. #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions #LesMis #LesMiserables #WestEnd #Musicals, Aurie Styla (Comedian & Actor) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! All info on Divina can be found here - https://www.divinadecampo.com/ If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. Follow the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod We hear times where Jessica wore the wrong outfit, where an Actor wore his Daughter's outfit, TWO Aerosol disasters & Christopher finds out what his wife was like in auditions past! SUPPORT NEW WRITING! If you have the means, Tom would love you to contribute to; -- READY! Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition stories. Those awkward, cringey and embarrassing moments that happen in the Audition room. From ending up in A&E, to a panel who were incredibly rude to an Actor. All anonymous & submitted by Actors, Singers and Comedians from around the globe. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that occur in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! Follow the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Today also marks the first episode of DCUWCY recorded with both people present in the room! Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter  NOT. Traductions en contexte de "don't call us, we'll call you" en anglais-français avec Reverso Context : Thank you for your terrifying services and don't call us, we'll call you. Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford WHAT. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :) It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). 2. joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. Please do tell your friends about the show! Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Find out more here - www.WeAreViableUK.com Co-written by lead vocalist Jerry Corbetta, the song was featured as the title track of the band's fourth and final album.It was their fourth single and was recorded at Applewood Studios in Golden, Colorado. 1975 Preview SONG TIME I Got a Song. With thanks to Jukedeck, Anchor & Zapsplat for Sounds. For news all of Aurie's many wonderful projects, visit auriestyla.co.uk Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford The group ended up getting signed to the Claridge label, which was rewarded when this song became a hit, reaching #9 in 1975. Through outreach, various discount ticket programs, organising performances for those with disabilities & so much more, they’ve helped break down the barriers to theatre attendance for nearly 2 million people each year. Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! -- Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, but every show is full of tremendous Audition stories. Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod #Actorslife #Casting #castingdirector #comedy #acting #actor #musicaltheatre #auditions, Singer, Writer & Talent Agent Jessica Bartlett-Walford joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford to share the best listener audition confessions of the week. It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners :). Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com   Don’t call us, we’ll call you: GPs tell patients to wait to find out about vaccine appointment. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter #Moist This week, the episode is full of times when Bins took centre stage, we hear the story of a rather pushy stage mum, Kiki tells us all about her 'The Voice' Audition, we talk Reality TV castings, and the single most incredible, awkward, lengthy, surprising & utterly ludicrous Girl Band audition story is told & YOU. It's a really enjoyable laugh through Auditions, with one of the best Casting Directors in the UK. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater, Ru Paul's Drag Race UK star, (and Singer, Actor & all round creative Queen) Divina De Campo joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. Dependency inversion principle. All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. A Am Long distance directory assistance, area code 212. -- -- Created and hosted by Christopher Bartlett-Walford Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be people you know, people you don't, and every show is full of terribly hilarious Audition stories. --  It's a transatlantic, bumper show today, including commitment to a Straight Jacket, why allergies should be respected at calls (by the actors! -- Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. Those awkward, cringey and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room - that you never get to hear! The show airs July 23rd at 3pm EDT and can be viewed on Christina’s Facebook page or via Youtube  (YouTube  Link Here ) -- *This episode contains some swearing* Catch up with all previous episodes now - there'll be episodes people you know, and new talent - ALL full of tremendous Audition disasters. The guys also talk performing at Kid's Parties, Character performing, and just WHO is the promoter that has Aurie so Vexed!? Watch Jess' Britain's Got Talent audition HERE  It genuinely helps us be found by new listeners. All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. -- If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. View credits, reviews, tracks and shop for the 1973 Vinyl release of "Don't Call Us - We Call You" on Discogs. FIND ALL OUR PREVIOUS EPISODES ON ANCHOR.FM/DONTCALLUSPOD & LISTEN ON ANY PODCAST APP! Follow the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod Share the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod If you've enjoyed the show, please Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. In her own words, if you have the means, Christina would love you to support;  Find out all about Tim by visiting www.TimMcArthur.com Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter -- Listen to Dan and Laura Curtis' Work, HERE You can. This is the British English definition of don’t call us, we’ll call you.View American English definition of don’t call us, we’ll call you.. Change your default dictionary to American English. Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter FOLLOW TIM ON TWITTER ! #9 on BB Hot 100 on CLARIDGE Records in 1974. -- -- -- If you've enjoyed the show, please do Subscribe, and write a review on your podcast platform. -- The Hooterville rumor mill has it that Lisa packed up and left Oliver. Subscribe to receive notifications by email whenever this podcast releases new episodes. Watch her hilarious videos on Twitter and Instagram - @CorrinePriest Listen to Adam's Podcast 'What's The Chat?! To donate to the Black Ticket Project, visit here - https://www.patreon.com/blackticketproject -- Email your audition stories into the show at dontcalluspod@gmail.com & Tell your friends to check us out! Co-Produced & Artwork by John-Webb Carter Remember to catch up on all the previous episodes - there's SO many disasters to hear! --  #Theatre #Auditions #castings #stage #westend #broadway #musicaltheatre #comedy #theater, Actor, Singer & Writer Caroline Kay (The Space Between) joins Christopher Bartlett-Walford (All Together Now) for a giggly journey through listener's audition disasters. -- Those hilarious and embarrassing moments that happen in the casting room, that you DON'T normally get to hear! ); join us as we find out just how disastrous a Drama School audition can be, when not to change your hair, how a tooth made a well known Director laugh, and where's the best toilets to get ready on Shaftesbury Avenue? -- All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. Share the show on Instagram - @dontcalluspod Follow the show on Twitter - @dontcalluspod -- -- JJ has also written a play about his experiences, and we talk about how he will now move from in front to behind the table to Cast his own play! Follow the show on Instagram - @DontCallUsPod All anonymous & submitted by performers from around the globe. That's right - CHRISTOPHER'S WIFE IS ON THE SHOW !